February 2012
17 posts
i do worship the devil doe ........
what you said: I like metal music
what they heard: sometimes at midnight Satan my dark lord and I go to his basement and have jam sessions which then turn into orgies with Hitler and Mussolini
"I'd be scared of calling 911 for anything...
youwereshiningbrightly:
damnthatswhatshesaid:
THEY PLAY THAT SHIT ON THE NEWS 40 TIMES A DAY. ALL MY FRIENDS AT THE FUNERAL ARE ALL GOING LIKE:
Follow Damn! That’s What She Said! for more!
Hahaha
Do me a favor
http://www.etsy.com/shop/kimokawaii?ref=seller_info
check it out and buy something. make a request if you want. keep in mind that its gotta be something like what shes making.
January 2012
111 posts
When someone compliments you and you can't stop...
miguelofthedark:
More here.
holy shit. how fucking stupid are you? really, after all the shit we’ve been through, and you go back to the source of all of our problems and start to fool around with him. fucking stupid.
There are two types of greetings:
youwereshiningbrightly:
Friends:
Best friends:
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Hahaha
The American Government
Casey Anthony: So it's kind of obvious that I either killed my kid or knew about it and don't give a fuck lol.
Court: Sounds good. You're free to go.
OJ Simpson: So after being found not guilty for killing my wife, I wrote a book about doing it. That's kinda just slapping it in your face that I did it and you let me go.
Court: Nah, I know you're a good guy.
Teenagers: I can't really afford CDs or iTunes, so I download my music so that I can have it-
Court: How dare you breathe. How can you live with yourself?
