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  • Elias: Since God created man, and man created the Transformers, the Transformers are like a gift from God, Randal!
  • Randal Graves: No sir. They are not a gift from God. They are an unholy curse from the beast we call the Desolate One.
  • Elias: I don't really want to hear this Randal.
  • Randal Graves: The First of the Fallen. The Spoiler of Virgins, the Master of Abortions!
  • Elias: You know I don't like to talk about dark forces, Randal.
  • Randal Graves: [singing into P.A. microphone] Let me help you out of the chair, Grandma!
  • Jay: [climbing through the drive-thru window] Grandma what was it like? To be on that holiday site
  • Randal Graves: Late that night I awoke from my sleep.
  • Jay: Hearing! Unknown! Voices!
  • Randal Graves, Jay: Laughing insane!
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